I am really not sure who gets credit for these. So, here they are:

Here are some more of those little conundrums (or should that be conundra?)

• Is it OK to use the AM radio after noon?
• What do chickens think we taste like?
• What do people in China call THEIR good plates?
• When dog food is new and improved tasting, who tests it?
• Why didn't Noah swat those two mosquitoes?
• Why do they sterilise the needle for lethal injections?
• Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?
• Why is it called tourist season if we can't shoot at them?
• Why do you need a driver's license to buy liquor when you can't drink and
• drive?
• Why isn't phonetic spelled the way it sounds?
• Why is the word "dictionary" in the dictionary?
• Why are cigarettes sold at gas stations where smoking is prohibited?
• Have you ever imagined a world without hypothetical situations?
• You know that indestructible black box that is used on airplanes, why
• don't they make the whole plane out of that stuff?
• If a firefighter fights fire and a crimefighter fights crime, what does a
• freedomfighter fight?
• If they squeeze olives to get olive oil, how do they get baby oil?
• If you are driving at the speed of light and you turn your headlights on,
• what happens?
• What would Geronimo say if he jumped out of an airplane?
• Why are they called apartments when they are all stuck together?
• If flying is so safe, why do they call the airport the terminal?