I'm with Jess on this one - I just wish he'd post more of them so I could take some really big risks.

Moody Blog: "Anyone is welcome to use my quotes, so long as you give credit.

The Rules:

1. If you fail to give credit once, I will cut off his left ear.

2. If anyone fails to give credit the second time, I will cut off his right ear.

3. If anyone fails to give credit the third time, he will be required to move to Muleshoe, Texas for the rest of his natural life,"